One daughter for sale to highest bidder. Comes complete with 4.5 teeth, 3 bruises on her head, many pairs of shoes that no longer fit, climbing skills beyond her years and one dose of birth control.
Email all offers to StaceyBrill@gmail.com. Only serious inquiries please.
(Author's Note: This post was written with humor, in jest and meant to be a joke about my mischievous daughter's most recent achievements.)