One daughter for sale to highest bidder. Comes complete with 4.5 teeth, 3 bruises on her head, many pairs of shoes that no longer fit, climbing skills beyond her years and one dose of birth control.
Email all offers to StaceyBrill@gmail.com. Only serious inquiries please.
(Author's Note: This post was written with humor, in jest and meant to be a joke about my mischievous daughter's most recent achievements.)
2 comments:
Ha! You're killing me! I love your email, they always make me laugh (besides, who would have thought you were serious -- she's too cute to sell!)
XO,
Beth
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