I am making (amongst other things) an I Spy Quilt for Lillian for Christmas. And by "I am making" I mean I would like to hire someone to sew for me. And iron. And bind. Definintly bind. And quilt, I suck at that. But I've picked out the fabric and designed the layout for you.... Any takers?
On that note, I would also like to hire a cook. And a maid. R does really good at the dishes and will fold the laundry if he trips over the basket enough. He's a good chauffeur during those 4 hours that he's home each day that we're awake, but unfortunately my errands don't often coincide with that. So therefore, I'd like to go ahead and hire a chauffeur also.
I am thinking its a really good thing that every joint in my body hurts as well as several peticularly placed muscles and I have no desire to do anything but eat everything in sight, but sheesh, I'd like someone to take care of the rest of our lives for me.
PS-Must take Food Stamps or Good Will as sole payment